Political Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Pat Buchanan: To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American.

Richard Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road.

Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

Joseph Stalin: I don't care. Catch it. I need its eggs to make my omelet.